The Secretary of State wants to unwind a bit swigging some beer in a Columbian hot spot. And that's OK.
But a hard working member of the military or a Secret Service Agent wants to drink a few beers and slice off a nice guilt free piece of Columbian tuna-and THAT's somehow a big deal.
Hillary only wishes she had tits and a bubble butt like this!
RIIIGHTTTTTTT!
Double f*cking standard if you ask me.
Moral of the story:
1) Chicks always get away with more than men.
2) ALWAYS pay the girl!
3) Don't go on liberty with the other guys.
4) Curfews suck!
5) The whole morality thing has gotten out of hand.
